AltWeeklies Wire
Text Your Friendsnew
Something is wrong with the youth of today.
Tucson Weekly |
Tom Danehy |
08-05-2009 |
Comedy
Caveman Comeback?new
Perhaps reintroducing Neanderthals to planet Earth could keep the human race from becoming too boring.
Tucson Weekly |
Catherine O'Sullivan |
02-20-2009 |
Comedy
Tags: humor, Neanderthal genome
Poking and Proddingnew
Ah, the joys of the life of the artist-phlebotomist.
Tucson Weekly |
Catherine O'Sullivan |
01-15-2009 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
Perusing the Pastnew
If history is always written by victors ... then what is the point?
Tucson Weekly |
Catherine O'Sullivan |
08-21-2008 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
This Column May Be Recordednew
Enjoying some time with various Customer Service Professionals.
Tucson Weekly |
Catherine O'Sullivan |
07-24-2008 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
For Divorcees, Modern-Day Dating is a Whole New Experiencenew
The real problem with dating sites is that people write their own profiles. There are hardly any genuinely relevant sections on the questionnaires like, "In 100 words or less, describe your personality disorder and its prognosis." Or, "The last time you got out of rehab, how long was it before you found yourself in a bar again?"
Tucson Weekly |
Catherine O'Sullivan |
06-26-2008 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
Married? Then Do Not Read This Columnnew
Due to circumstances beyond my control, I've been communicating with a lot of divorced people lately. I've read tons of books on the sociology, psychology, morality and religiosity of the process, and I have come to the unfortunate conclusion that nobody knows a goddamn thing about marriage.
Tucson Weekly |
Catherine O'Sullivan |
06-11-2008 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
Popular Culture Consistently Corrupts What Words Actually Meannew
This used to annoy me a little; now, it annoys me a lot -- particularly when it trivializes some fairly Godzilla-esque concepts.
Tucson Weekly |
Catherine O'Sullivan |
04-17-2008 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
We're All Going Nutsnew
On Prozac? Celexa? Effexor? If not, then you have no street cred!
Tucson Weekly |
Catherine O'Sullivan |
12-27-2007 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
Want to Avoid a Recession?new
Get knocked up (or knock someone up), and go shopping!
Tucson Weekly |
Connie Tuttle |
12-19-2007 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
When Animals Attacknew
Let's face facts: Animals can sometimes be a-holes.
Tucson Weekly |
Catherine O'Sullivan |
12-13-2007 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
Adventures in Medicinenew
Fear and loathing after being bucked off one's horse.
Tucson Weekly |
Catherine O'Sullivan |
08-09-2007 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
It's Raining Presidents, Hallelujah!new
Our top-secret supercomputer reveals five former presidents dug same-gender lovin'.
Tucson Weekly |
Connie Tuttle |
06-20-2007 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
Nouveau Mental Disordersnew
All these new illnesses and disorders are driving me nuts.
Tucson Weekly |
Catherine O'Sullivan |
06-14-2007 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
Is It Gorksday Yet?new
A modest proposal for some new days of the week.
Tucson Weekly |
Catherine O'Sullivan |
04-19-2007 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
