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Baratunde Thurstonnew

The provocative humorist talks about black identity, geekdom, and being a really nice guy.
Baltimore City Paper  |  Lionel Foster  |  05-30-2012  |  Comedy

Interview With Patton Oswaltnew

The performer talks about writing, acting, and the Golden Age of Baltimore comedy.
Baltimore City Paper  |  Joe MacLeod  |  12-14-2011  |  Comedy

Brian Posehn: When Do I Play Weird Al For My Kid?new

The standup comedian on growing up, reproducing, and stupid babies.
Baltimore City Paper  |  Joe MacLeod  |  11-16-2010  |  Comedy

Mr. Wrong: Sometimes No Great Notionnew

Wow, I just got back from vacation, and boy is my brain empty! Hiyo! Emptier than ever! Arrooo! An infinitely paradoxical increase of post-vacation vacancy in my room to let! Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-ooo!!!
Baltimore City Paper  |  Joe MacLeod  |  05-13-2008  |  Comedy

Mr. Wrong: Suggestion Box Lunchnew

I'm a positive person. I always have lots of helpful suggestions all the time for all kinds of people, places, and things, but I mostly just say them in my head, like when I'm at the supermarket in the aisle where they have all the canned macaroni.
Baltimore City Paper  |  Joe MacLeod  |  04-15-2008  |  Comedy

Mr. Wrong: More Is Morenew

OK, before I start this week's column -- or before I start this every-other week's column, on account of even though the Mr. Wrong "column" has been in this paper (and www-dot-pixels) for almost 10 fucking years and still is only every-other week -- I announce to you, Gentle Reader, that the Mr. Wrong column is now every week, huzzah.
Baltimore City Paper  |  Joe MacLeod  |  03-18-2008  |  Comedy

Mr. Wrong: Missile Attacknew

Wowee, I sure am glad they (as in Us) shot down that top-secret military spy satellite. I kept driving around town all last week waiting for chunks of hot satellite to bonk me on the head, or to get rained on with some nuclear-atomic carcinogenic-chemical Death-Plus satellite-juice or whatever that "hydrazine" shit was inside the thing that made it so Bad.
Baltimore City Paper  |  Joe MacLeod  |  03-04-2008  |  Comedy

Package Dealnew

Wowee, so it's like Xmas again! Only you don't gotta make a tree or buy anything, or even Believe in Xmas! Yee-Haw! We're all gonna get Stimulus Packaged!
Baltimore City Paper  |  Joe MacLeod  |  02-19-2008  |  Comedy

Percentage Dealnew

Hey! It's time to run a whole year of my every-other-weekly "column" through the "AutoSummarize" tool on Microsoft Word. This year it's 20,684 words, boiled down to 4 percent of original size. Fun!
Baltimore City Paper  |  Joe MacLeod  |  01-22-2008  |  Comedy

Lookin' Out For #8new

Anyway, in this Year of Our Lord Two Thousand Eight-Ball, strap on your helmet and enjoy a big plate of 2008 with gravy or cheese or chili or some steamed vegetables. I support you in your resolutions, dig?
Baltimore City Paper  |  Joe MacLeod  |  01-08-2008  |  Comedy

The Runsnew

I would like to say, in this, the run-up to The Holidays, that I am sick of all this stuff that gets run-up to, seriously. All this "The Runup" to The Elections and "The Runup" to The War, or the Next War, or the Continuing War, if you will, right? Quit saying "the Runup to," stuff, OK?
Baltimore City Paper  |  Joe MacLeod  |  12-11-2007  |  Comedy

Have You Seen This Carbon Footprint Thing?new

Jesus Christ, now I have to worry about my fucking carbon footprint, for fuck's sake.
Baltimore City Paper  |  Joe MacLeod  |  11-27-2007  |  Comedy

Gawk This!new

The last time my "column" ran in this weekly newspaper and/or World Wide Web thing, it got linked to by this other WWW thing called gawker, and then "commented" on, and then commented on the comments, and then commented, etc., and like that.
Baltimore City Paper  |  Joe MacLeod  |  11-13-2007  |  Comedy

Mr. Wrong: Mall of Americanew

I have encountered people who are like, "Eeuw, the mall? Why on Earth would anyone go there?" Well, you know, fuck you, 'cuz I go to the mall. They have stuff there.
Baltimore City Paper  |  Joe MacLeod  |  10-30-2007  |  Comedy

Corn Wholenew

Basically, pre-Columbian and Mesoamerican-wise, if you represent Corn, I salute you.
Baltimore City Paper  |  Joe MacLeod  |  08-14-2007  |  Comedy

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