AltWeeklies Wire
The Crazy Sisternew
Which one is which?
Creative Loafing (Atlanta) |
Hollis Gillespie |
04-27-2006 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire, moodswing
Heavy Luggagenew
My mother was a furloughed weapons specialist whose favorite pastime was stealing patio furniture and digging through dead people's estates.
Creative Loafing (Atlanta) |
Hollis Gillespie |
04-20-2006 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire, moodswing
Energy Attracts Energynew
Reeling in the right tenants is only a matter of how you advertise.
Creative Loafing (Atlanta) |
Hollis Gillespie |
04-13-2006 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire, moodswing
It's All My Faultnew
Some say the American news media is screwing up the war effort, but in actuality, I'm solely responsible for the Iraq War going badly.
Creative Loafing (Atlanta) |
Andisheh Nouraee |
04-06-2006 |
Comedy
Tags: WAR
Daniel's Handsnew
If you have to jump, you might as well do so on the side that lets you dictate your own time.
Creative Loafing (Atlanta) |
Hollis Gillespie |
04-06-2006 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire, moodswing
A Pussy-ass Princessnew
"I swear, I'm covered in bruises -- just trust me."
Creative Loafing (Atlanta) |
Hollis Gillespie |
03-30-2006 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire, moodswing
Pain In the Facenew
Discover the true meaning of pain.
Creative Loafing (Atlanta) |
Hollis Gillespie |
03-23-2006 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire, moodswing
Bloody Stuffnew
It's probably a surprising fact that people get stabbed in the head all the time on airplanes.
Creative Loafing (Atlanta) |
Hollis Gillespie |
03-16-2006 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire, moodswing
Figure It Outnew
When a man claims he never masturbates, you have to consider what's worse -- the fact that he's lying, or that he might not be?
Creative Loafing (Atlanta) |
Hollis Gillespie |
03-09-2006 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire, moodswing
Killer Cupcakesnew
The whole point of the Killer Cupcakes is to make the most amount of cupcakes for the least amount of money.
Creative Loafing (Atlanta) |
Hollis Gillespie |
02-23-2006 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire, moodswing
I Know It When I See Itnew
So this is what it's like to be raised on notions of love formed by epic romance she-porn?
Creative Loafing (Atlanta) |
Hollis Gilllespie |
02-16-2006 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire, moodswing
You Have to Be Toughnew
It's hilarious the way guys pretend not to want kids at all, while maintaining they're inherently incapable of fidelity because they are genetically predisposed to fuck around in order to propagate the species.
Creative Loafing (Atlanta) |
Hollis Gillespie |
02-09-2006 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire, moodswing
Teenage Prostitute to the Starsnew
Now that James Frey got his ass ripped in half for fabricating most of his memoir, I feel it's important that I, as a writer who makes her living through the telling of her own experiences, finally come clean about a few things.
Creative Loafing (Atlanta) |
Hollis Gillespie |
02-02-2006 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire, moodswing
Sell Out Centernew
The inventory of the Sell Out Center seems to consist of anything that could be moved or pried loose any place that up and shut down suddenly under a shower of unrest, financial or otherwise.
Creative Loafing (Atlanta) |
Hollis Gillespie |
01-26-2006 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire, moodswing
Eddie Can Fix Anythingnew
All my local friends are far too fed up with me, or just too generally useless, to help me renovate a whole house, but from the start Eddie was unfazed.
Creative Loafing (Atlanta) |
Hollis Gillespie |
01-19-2006 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire, moodswing
