AltWeeklies Wire
Kiddie Kroakers!new

The Dig's seventh-annual dangerous toys list includes "My Iraqi Sandbox," "Michael Richards Commemorative Fork," and "Ted Haggard Brand Meth."
Dig Boston |
Joe Keohane, Paul McMorrow and Shaula Clark |
12-06-2006 |
Comedy
Tags: 2006gift
When Kramer Crackednew

"So you're saying that the Kramer dude is like that big ole' egg named Humpty Dumpty who sat on a wall, lost his balance, and eventually cracked, right?"
Jackson Free Press |
Ken Stiggers |
11-30-2006 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
Weird Evelyn's Navynew
There are at least 360 ways of looking at a rock band.
Boston Phoenix |
Clif Garboden |
11-13-2006 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
Vote Earlynew
It's almost time for the miracle of Democracy in this great land of ours.
Baltimore City Paper |
Joe MacLeod |
11-03-2006 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
One Giant Leap for Ghettokindnew
That's one small step to the Y'all-Mart, and one giant leap for ghettokind.
Jackson Free Press |
Ken Stiggers |
10-19-2006 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
Booty Calls on the Internet(s)new
Brother Bill Clinton comments on the Foley scandal.
Jackson Free Press |
Ken Stiggers |
10-18-2006 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
Foiled Again!new
In an e-mail intercept, Osama bin Laden says that after seeing the Department of Homeland Security grants list, he's decided not to attack Kansas City.
Seattle Weekly |
Geov Parrish |
06-14-2006 |
Comedy
Tags: WAR
A Family Traditionnew
Many of the most rabid anti-gay crusaders have spawned gay kids -- is it a coincidence?
Sacramento News & Review |
Kel Munger |
05-24-2006 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
Guest Columnist Lindsay Lohan!new

Lindsay Lohan reflects on her inner-most feelings about Boston.
Dig Boston |
Dig Staff |
05-24-2006 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
Spam for Nigerianew

Trusted foreigner, I wish to propose a confidential transaction.
Cleveland Scene |
Pete Kotz |
05-22-2006 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
Moron v. Thiefnew
Who should be the next governor of Ohio: Captain Kickback, or a sexually-obsessed sociopath?
Cleveland Scene |
Pete Kotz |
05-01-2006 |
Comedy
Tags: 2006elect
Energy Attracts Energynew
Reeling in the right tenants is only a matter of how you advertise.
Creative Loafing (Atlanta) |
Hollis Gillespie |
04-13-2006 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire, moodswing
Divine Hammernew
Maybe God looked down on Tom DeLay and thought, "You know, this guy is vindictive; he's corrupt; he's drunk with power -- let's get to the just desserts, already."
Boston Phoenix |
Adam Reilly |
04-06-2006 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
It's All My Faultnew
Some say the American news media is screwing up the war effort, but in actuality, I'm solely responsible for the Iraq War going badly.
Creative Loafing (Atlanta) |
Andisheh Nouraee |
04-06-2006 |
Comedy
Tags: WAR
Stiff Punishmentnew
Abortion is murder and should be punished with a sentence of death, but men are also guilty of a crime just as great: masturbation.
The Memphis Flyer |
John Pritchard |
03-13-2006 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire