AltWeeklies Wire
Deflowering Barbienew

The transformation from perfect to tawdry occurs with shocking speed.
Cleveland Free Times |
Erin O'Brien |
04-18-2007 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
Christ Rose, Habs Won'tnew
Montreal takes hockey as seriously as Filipinos take Easter.
Montreal Mirror |
Raf Katigbak |
04-13-2007 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
The 100 Unsexiest Men: 2007new
These guys couldn't turn on a radio. This year's edition of the world's top-ranked male losers starts with Tom Cruise and only gets worse from there.
Boston Phoenix |
Phoenix Staff |
04-12-2007 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
The Raton That Roarednew
An interview with Mickey Mouse about Anaheim, apartments and Mexicans.
Tags: humor & satire
Conrad Black Rules!new
In nerd speak, Black is the cold and calculating Vader to Canada's wimpy broken-voiced Luke -- and sure, Luke might take the moral high ground and triumph in the end, but fuck was he ever annoying.
Montreal Mirror |
Raf Katigbak |
03-23-2007 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
Big Girl Shoesnew

The night gets deeper and hazier; ankles get wobbly; straps get loose.
Cleveland Free Times |
Erin O'Brien |
03-21-2007 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
It's Official: Halliburton to Build its Own Neverland Ranch in Dubainew
Let's hope their chief executive, Dave Lesar, really does it up, Liberace-style.
Dig Boston |
Cintra Wilson |
03-21-2007 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
Zork Asks ... About 'Faggots'new
We know that when Ann Coulter called John Edwards a "faggot," she didn't mean he was a "bundle of sticks" or "pieces of wrought iron" -- but what did she mean?
Group Demands Gore Suicidenew
It's the "only way he can be true to his beliefs," the Tennessee Center for Policy Research says.
Nashville Scene |
The Fabricator |
03-15-2007 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
Bones of Contentionnew

I don't give a fuck about The Police.
Baltimore City Paper |
Joe MacLeod |
03-07-2007 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
Owner of a Restless Legnew
If it wasn't for my TV, I wouldn't know I even had the Syndrome of Leg Restlessness
Baltimore City Paper |
Joe MacLeod |
02-21-2007 |
Comedy
Super Bowl News Roundupnew
Rich white owners vie in Super Bowl.
Nashville Scene |
The Fabricator |
02-01-2007 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
Oh, Cruel World!new
Dear woman on the packed train who so desperately needed a seat that she took it from the dude who was pressed up against the door with his seeing eye dog: I hope someone throws a flaming bag of shit at you.
Dig Boston |
Anonymous |
01-17-2007 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
Starlet Fevernew

Why are Britney Spears and Avril Lavigne and Jessica and Ashlee Simpson different people?
Philadelphia Weekly |
Steven Wells |
01-16-2007 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
Good Ole Boy Obamanew
Employee No. 1: "Looks like Obama's been goin' to the tannin' salon a little too much. He should be careful, or he'll lose some votes."
Jackson Free Press |
Ken Stiggers |
12-21-2006 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire