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Law & Border Hypocrisy, Part 982,776new

The Mexican can’t help but grin extra-grande when he hears people profess to love legal immigrants and hate the illegal ones.
OC Weekly  |  Gustavo Arellano  |  02-03-2009  |  Comedy

Obama's War on Humornew

It's one of the most talked-about, most written-about subjects of the presidential transition period. It's been argued in editorials, political cartoons and internet screeds. The looming crisis: Barack Obama isn't very funny.
New Haven Advocate  |  Christopher Arnott  |  01-29-2009  |  Comedy

Poking and Proddingnew

Ah, the joys of the life of the artist-phlebotomist.
Tucson Weekly  |  Catherine O'Sullivan  |  01-15-2009  |  Comedy

Ask a Mexican: Cursing Kiddies, Dancing Gabachos, y Mucho Mas!new

A special four-pregunta edition.
OC Weekly  |  Gustavo Arellano  |  01-13-2009  |  Comedy

Christmas in the Ghettonew

Bart Starrchild: "This is your token Caucasian announcer broadcasting live from the Funky Ghetto Mall. I'm here for the premiere of the Ghetto Science Team’s Community Christmas Parade titled 'A Missing Toe Christmas,' brought you by the Ghetto Science Team Television Network."
Jackson Free Press  |  Ken Stiggers  |  12-29-2008  |  Comedy

Ask a Mexican: Special Navidad Shopping Guide Editionnew

A couple of columnas ago, I published a short list of my favorite books regarding Mexicans and Mexican-Americans and urged ustedes to submit better choices so that gabachos can have a Christmas shopping list for their favorite Mexicans or can understand nosotros better. Muchos responded.
OC Weekly  |  Gustavo Arellano  |  12-23-2008  |  Comedy

Dirty Democracynew

Sexual politics have never been more -- perhaps because there's so much sex in politics. A sexpert sorts us out.
Boston Phoenix  |  James Parker  |  12-18-2008  |  Comedy

You're Suddenly Poor: Suck it Up and Be Cheapnew

When dealing with money, it's best to crouch in a permanent mental fetal position and brace for the end of the world.
Boston Phoenix  |  Kara Baskin  |  12-12-2008  |  Comedy

Ask a Mexican: If You Have to Ask ...new

"Why is it that those of us who oppose illegal immigration are called racist by many Mexicans?"
OC Weekly  |  Gustavo Arellano  |  12-09-2008  |  Comedy

The Christmas Miraclenew

I've always loved the holidays. I like the fall smells in the air, eggnog lattes and almost any dessert spiced with cinnamon. I especially adore the whiskey drinks and how no one seems to mind if you get publicly drunk between the last week in November and Jan. 1.
Jackson Free Press  |  Lori Gregory  |  12-04-2008  |  Comedy

Hoop in Hard Timesnew

Rev. Cletus: "Welcome to a special radio broadcast titled 'Tithing and the Economy.'"
Jackson Free Press  |  Sue Doh Nem  |  12-04-2008  |  Comedy

Ask a Mexican: Counting Illegal Immigrantsnew

"I hear all the time that 12 million illegal immigrants live in the United States. Is that true? Who counted them? How did they do it? Is there a turnstile at the border tallying up illegals and stamping their hands with neon cartoon characters so they can go back and visit their familias?"
OC Weekly  |  Gustavo Arellano  |  12-02-2008  |  Comedy

Confessions of an ex-Martha Wannabenew

I once was a Martha Stewart wannabe. Sparkling holiday decorations on slick magazine pages danced in my head like sugar plums.
Jackson Free Press  |  Terri Cowart  |  12-01-2008  |  Comedy

Inauguration at the Disconew

Momma Roscoe: "I thought I'd never see this day. And you know what I mean. This old lady hasn't been this excited since John F. Kennedy was elected president in 1961."
Jackson Free Press  |  Sue Doh Nem  |  12-01-2008  |  Comedy

Back to Myselfnew

Ken said, "It's time for me to change from a fictitious person to just being myself -- again."
Jackson Free Press  |  Sue Doh Nem  |  11-25-2008  |  Comedy

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