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Booty Calls on the Internet(s)new

Brother Bill Clinton comments on the Foley scandal.
Jackson Free Press  |  Ken Stiggers  |  10-18-2006  |  Comedy

The Last Transcriptnew

On his way to political oblivion, Mark Foley works out all the angles.
New Times Broward-Palm Beach  |  Bob Norman  |  10-17-2006  |  Comedy

Et Tu Popeye?new

The man at the center of the tainted spinach conspiracy is hardly through with his evil work.
Jackson Free Press  |  Ken Stiggers  |  09-29-2006  |  Comedy

For the Sake of the Mulchnew

When the truck bites the dust, there's only one thing to do.
Illinois Times  |  Doug Bybee  |  09-25-2006  |  Comedy

How To Succeed in Bidnessnew

Rudy McBride: “The staff of the Let Me Hold Five Dollars National Bank (L.M.H.F.D.) recognizes the potential of unemployed individuals in poor neighborhoods. We understand clearly what the good Lord, James Brown and Marva Whitney say about not using your potential: ‘If you don’t work, you can’t eat!’"
Jackson Free Press  |  Ken Stiggers  |  09-21-2006  |  Comedy

Bum Education, Double-Digit Inflationnew

"An affluent member of high society asked me: 'What causes law-abiding people to become so lawless and angry?' I immediately replied: 'Being broke.'"
Jackson Free Press  |  Ken Stiggers  |  09-14-2006  |  Comedy

Don't Have to Take My Word For Itnew

Join Reading Rain-Bro' with a new lineup of books -- each book has a poignant standard English introduction by Lynne Cheney.
Jackson Free Press  |  Ken Stiggers  |  09-09-2006  |  Comedy

Broken, Busted, and Disgustednew

Join the Ghetto Science Team Business and Economic Association as they lay plans for the Ghetto Mall Complex.
Jackson Free Press  |  Ken Stiggers  |  09-06-2006  |  Comedy

Knock on Woodnew

It's part of a complete breakfast!
Creative Loafing (Atlanta)  |  Hollis Gillespie  |  08-31-2006  |  Comedy

My Parachute Isn't Openingnew

I will continue to fall until my body splatters on what appears to be a golf course. This would all be different, however, if the contraption folded neatly in my chute backpack were now exposed and unfolded -- but I am not, I repeat, not complaining.
Dig Boston  |  Seth Reiss  |  08-31-2006  |  Comedy

We're Rich!new

I'd have to say that Lary's mail-order mosquito-larvae venture is a bad business idea, especially since he plans to ship the stuff in those medical cups they use for urine specimens.
Creative Loafing (Atlanta)  |  Hollis Gillespie  |  08-24-2006  |  Comedy

I Have a Weavenew

Boneqweesha Jones addresses this year's class at the Hair-Did University's School of Cosmetology. "Thank God Almighty, we can do hair weaves at last."
Jackson Free Press  |  Ken Stiggers  |  08-24-2006  |  Comedy

Cardlickin' Shirtstainnew

How many times you ever seen a squirrel digging up a nice acorn snack when it's winter, huh?
Baltimore City Paper  |  Joe MacLeod  |  08-23-2006  |  Comedy

Ahmadinejad-Manianew

That's right, kids -- Iran's smilin', Holocaust-denyin', nuclear-power-wantin', windbreaker-wearin' president joined the new media this week, over at ahmadinejad.ir.
Boston Phoenix  |  Adam Reilly and Bill Jensen  |  08-21-2006  |  Comedy

Church Pianists Gone Badnew

The standoff with "Coal Black" Walker continues, Boneqweesha Jones reporting live.
Jackson Free Press  |  Ken Stiggers  |  08-20-2006  |  Comedy

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