AltWeeklies Wire
Ask a Mexican!new
"Why does Mexico have such a hard time getting its act together?"
Tags: humor & satire
Ask a Mexican!new
"The quickest road to assimilation is a six-figure salary and a blonde from Wellesley."
Tags: humor & satire
Ask a Mexican!new
"Which came first: the Spanish 'gabacho' for the French, or the Mexican 'gabacho' for the gringo?"
Tags: humor & satire
Ask a Mexican!new
What to do when your friends enjoy pulling the "beaner card" out of their back pocket whenever they get criticized.
Tags: humor & satire
Ask a Mexican!new
"The same women who complain about 'sleazy' Mexican men go to France and giggle about 'how flirtatious' French men are."
Tags: humor & satire
Ask a Mexican!new
"Relying on James Michener for history is like relying on Mexico to stop illegal immigration."
Tags: humor & satire
