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It's a Mad Crunchie Worldnew

"On this episode of 'All Gods Churn Got Shoes,' viewers will witness the busy activity of Crunchie Burga World."
Jackson Free Press  |  Ken Stiggers  |  05-17-2007  |  Comedy

The Useful Brothernew

He damn well better not die.
Creative Loafing (Atlanta)  |  Hollis Gillespie  |  05-17-2007  |  Comedy

Booty-Gate and the Mystery Polnew

Mystery Politician: "Madame T.J., my fellow politicians and I are at a Bush Veto after-party. Could you send a couple of booties to report for duty at our hotel suite? I have some gentlemen who want to experience the 'gluteus maximus' massage."
Jackson Free Press  |  Ken Stiggers  |  05-14-2007  |  Comedy

A Straight Facenew

Going loogy for loogy on a tram in Switzerland.
Creative Loafing (Atlanta)  |  Hollis Gillespie  |  05-10-2007  |  Comedy

Year of the Pignew

Man, I'm nervous, seriously, on account of this thing with all the pet foods. Did you hear about these pet foods? The bad pet foods?
Baltimore City Paper  |  Joe MacLeod  |  05-08-2007  |  Comedy

The Understanding Sisternew

Crossing the divide between good and evil.
Creative Loafing (Atlanta)  |  Hollis Gillespie  |  05-03-2007  |  Comedy

To Catch a PotHeadnew

Having already nabbed more than 200 child predators, what if the folks at Dateline turned their attention to stoners?
Boston Phoenix  |  Matt Bors  |  05-03-2007  |  Comedy

Imus Be Dreamingnew

Imus Be Dreaming: Revenge of the Nappy Headed Hos, by professor Cookie "Rahsheeda X" Toby, is a fictional book about a controversial shock-jock radio personality who makes a racial slur, falls into a deep sleep and awakens inside the locker room of a predominantly African American female college basketball team led by coach Oprah.
Jackson Free Press  |  Ken Stiggers  |  05-02-2007  |  Comedy

What's Really Great About America?new

Stop any 300 million Americans in the street and ask them what's great about America and they'd all say exactly the same thing: "liberty." Except they'd pronounce it "liberdy" -- which is so cute.
Philadelphia Weekly  |  Steven Wells  |  04-30-2007  |  Comedy

Sex-Toy Crimesnew

"Nancy Dube testified that the pair smoked crack, and she was then handed a tuque and a 30-centimeter pink dildo and told to smash open the jewellery display cases." You can't just make this stuff up.
Montreal Mirror  |  Raf Katigbak  |  04-26-2007  |  Comedy

Painted Donkeynew

Suffering for the sake of our entertainment.
Creative Loafing (Atlanta)  |  Hollis Gillespie  |  04-26-2007  |  Comedy

Pull Up to My Bumpernew

I wish somebody would PLEASE do something about all these lazy people who don't put back their shopping carts.
Baltimore City Paper  |  Joe MacLeod  |  04-24-2007  |  Comedy

When Life Gives You Lemonsnew

"Brotha Hustle says, 'When life gives you lemons, get a cooler, a bag of ice, two 12-packs of Juicy-Juice, and make some money!'"
Jackson Free Press  |  Ken Stiggers  |  04-19-2007  |  Comedy

Is It Gorksday Yet?new

A modest proposal for some new days of the week.
Tucson Weekly  |  Catherine O'Sullivan  |  04-19-2007  |  Comedy

Flotation Devicenew

Sometimes you have to look where others aren't looking to find safety.
Creative Loafing (Atlanta)  |  Hollis Gillespie  |  04-19-2007  |  Comedy

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