AltWeeklies Wire
General Malfeasancenew
The White House announced today that, as part of the duties of the commander in chief, President George W. Bush has allocated the U.S. postmaster general new duties in fighting the Global War on Terror.
Baltimore City Paper |
Brian Morton |
07-24-2007 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
Hostilities of Escalationnew
I'm in a hurry, I got a plane to catch, and I just enjoyed the "Extreme Cheese & Beef Quesadilla" ($1.29) at my friend Taco Bell -- so get the fuck out of my way, please and thank you.
Baltimore City Paper |
Joe MacLeod |
06-26-2007 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
In the Realm of the Centsesnew
Man, I hate pennies, and you should, too -- I know "hate" is a strong word, but c'mon, what the fuck exactly do we need all these stupid goddamn pennies for?
Baltimore City Paper |
Joe MacLeod |
05-22-2007 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
Year of the Pignew
Man, I'm nervous, seriously, on account of this thing with all the pet foods. Did you hear about these pet foods? The bad pet foods?
Baltimore City Paper |
Joe MacLeod |
05-08-2007 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
Pull Up to My Bumpernew
I wish somebody would PLEASE do something about all these lazy people who don't put back their shopping carts.
Baltimore City Paper |
Joe MacLeod |
04-24-2007 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
The Living Daylightsnew
I am generally in favor of the "Spring Forward" episode of the Dalight Savings Time, and not so much of an enthusiast with respect to the "Fall Behind" action.
Baltimore City Paper |
Joe MacLeod |
03-27-2007 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
Bones of Contentionnew
I don't give a fuck about The Police.
Baltimore City Paper |
Joe MacLeod |
03-07-2007 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
Owner of a Restless Legnew
If it wasn't for my TV, I wouldn't know I even had the Syndrome of Leg Restlessness
Baltimore City Paper |
Joe MacLeod |
02-21-2007 |
Comedy
Thanks, But No Thanksnew
Last week was Thanksgiving, which markes the beginning of the Season of Irritation and Pressure.
Baltimore City Paper |
Joe MacLeod |
11-29-2006 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
Hate for the Holidaysnew
It's a month before the Night Before Christmas or whatever.
Baltimore City Paper |
Joe MacLeod |
11-16-2006 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
Vote Earlynew
It's almost time for the miracle of Democracy in this great land of ours.
Baltimore City Paper |
Joe MacLeod |
11-03-2006 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
Cardlickin' Shirtstainnew
How many times you ever seen a squirrel digging up a nice acorn snack when it's winter, huh?
Baltimore City Paper |
Joe MacLeod |
08-23-2006 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
What's Happening Nownew
This is my most favorite time of the year because there's, like, nothing happening.
Baltimore City Paper |
Joe MacLeod |
07-12-2006 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
The Current of Eventsnew
You almost don't need to know anything to keep up with current events lately.
Baltimore City Paper |
Joe MacLeod |
03-15-2006 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
Dress for Successnew
Do you know what's going on with this whole ports thing?
Baltimore City Paper |
Joe MacLeod |
03-01-2006 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
