AltWeeklies Wire
The Complete Rules of 'Playing Guys'new
Playing with action figures isn't random activity, nor is it "playing with dolls," dammit. Learn to recognize the difference between "prbrhhrppchhhh" and "psshewwwww."
Boston Phoenix |
Steve Macone |
12-20-2007 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
The Devil and Dick Cheneynew
"Make no mistake about it, Cheney, your undead status is under review." A scolding letter from one evildoer to another.
Boston Phoenix |
Barry Crimmins |
07-06-2007 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
Could Be Verse: Waxin' Anglop-Saxonnew
"Lines upon Learning that a Federal Court has Thrown Out an Indecency Ruling brought by the FCC against Fox TV."
Boston Phoenix |
James Parker |
06-07-2007 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
Paris Hilton, Jailbirdnew
In the words of a pent-up genius ...
Boston Phoenix |
Sharon Steel |
06-07-2007 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
Poetry Ripped from the Headlines: One Bird's Opinionnew
Lines upon seeing the president struck by avian droppings during a Rose Garden press conference.
Boston Phoenix |
James Parker |
05-31-2007 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
To Catch a PotHeadnew
Having already nabbed more than 200 child predators, what if the folks at Dateline turned their attention to stoners?
Boston Phoenix |
Matt Bors |
05-03-2007 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
The 100 Unsexiest Men: 2007new
These guys couldn't turn on a radio. This year's edition of the world's top-ranked male losers starts with Tom Cruise and only gets worse from there.
Boston Phoenix |
Phoenix Staff |
04-12-2007 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
Weird Evelyn's Navynew
There are at least 360 ways of looking at a rock band.
Boston Phoenix |
Clif Garboden |
11-13-2006 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
Ahmadinejad-Manianew
That's right, kids -- Iran's smilin', Holocaust-denyin', nuclear-power-wantin', windbreaker-wearin' president joined the new media this week, over at ahmadinejad.ir.
Boston Phoenix |
Adam Reilly and Bill Jensen |
08-21-2006 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
Divine Hammernew
Maybe God looked down on Tom DeLay and thought, "You know, this guy is vindictive; he's corrupt; he's drunk with power -- let's get to the just desserts, already."
Boston Phoenix |
Adam Reilly |
04-06-2006 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
God's Instant Messengernew
Even Muqtada al-Sadr uses text-message technology.
Boston Phoenix |
Chris Wright |
08-26-2004 |
Comedy
