AltWeeklies Wire
Hoop in Hard Timesnew
Rev. Cletus: "Welcome to a special radio broadcast titled 'Tithing and the Economy.'"
Jackson Free Press |
Sue Doh Nem |
12-04-2008 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire, economic issues
Confessions of an ex-Martha Wannabenew
I once was a Martha Stewart wannabe. Sparkling holiday decorations on slick magazine pages danced in my head like sugar plums.
Jackson Free Press |
Terri Cowart |
12-01-2008 |
Comedy
Inauguration at the Disconew
Momma Roscoe: "I thought I'd never see this day. And you know what I mean. This old lady hasn't been this excited since John F. Kennedy was elected president in 1961."
Jackson Free Press |
Sue Doh Nem |
12-01-2008 |
Comedy
Back to Myselfnew
Ken said, "It's time for me to change from a fictitious person to just being myself -- again."
Jackson Free Press |
Sue Doh Nem |
11-25-2008 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
Voting Timenew
Boneqweesha Jones: "Live from the Ghetto News Network studios, it's the Situation Room. The GNN team is on the scene like a record machine covering the early vote drive at Clubb Chicken Wing's Multi-Purpose Complex."
Jackson Free Press |
Sue Doh Nem |
10-31-2008 |
Comedy
Tags: humor
Politics Risingnew
Boneqweesha Jones: "You're watching Ghetto Science Television's popular morning show Good Morning Ghetto. The GMG news team and I have another controversial show for you.
Jackson Free Press |
Sue Doh Nem |
10-17-2008 |
Comedy
Tags: humor
Fighting For Gas and Their Livesnew
Mr. Announcement: "In the ghetto criminal justice system, the people are represented mostly by two members of the McBride family: Dudley 'Do-Right' McBride, police officer and part-time security guard at the Funky Ghetto Mall, and attorney Cootie McBride of the law firm McBride, myself and I."
Jackson Free Press |
Sue |
10-06-2008 |
Comedy
Tags: humor
Hop On the Busnew
The Ghetto Science Department of Transportation has designated H.O.V. (High Occupancy Vehicle) lanes for the church buses.
Jackson Free Press |
Sue Doh Nem |
09-18-2008 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
Rise of the Ghettocratic Partynew
Nurse Tootie McBride: “Brothers, sisters and ghettocratic delegates, welcome to the first Ghettocratic convention, held at the Clubb Chicken Wing Multi-Purpose Complex.
Jackson Free Press |
Sue Doh Nem |
08-29-2008 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
Slave Ship Enterprisenew
Cholly Bossman: “CEO’s log in the year of 2008 and 2/3: A couple of corporate supervisors and I made a surprise inspection of Crunchie Burga World’s Food Distribution Warehouse, a place where processed Crunchie Burga World food items and products—such as Crunchie Burgers and Blackened Crispy Fries—are packaged and sent to Crunchie Burga World ghetto franchises nationwide.
Jackson Free Press |
Sue Doh Nem |
08-26-2008 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
Tress for Successnew
Summer is in the home stretch. The disenfranchised children left behind will soon end their short, price-gouged, no-cash, uneventful summer vacation to return to the routine of becoming institutionalized, artifact people.
Jackson Free Press |
Sue Doh Nem |
08-07-2008 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
Do the Strike Thingnew
Mr. Announcement: “It’s another episode of ‘All God’s Churn Got Shoes!’ Today’s story takes place at the local suburban Y’all Mart
Jackson Free Press |
Sue Doh Nem |
08-04-2008 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
Spam Before Catastrophenew
“Whoa! I need to curb my speech before some cartoonist publishes a satirical illustration of JoJo and me fist-bumping while the American flag burns.
Jackson Free Press |
Sue Doh Nem |
07-24-2008 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
Imus-Gate, Revisitednew
That Don Imus; when he talks, people nationwide hear him loud and clear. He's such an inspiration.
Jackson Free Press |
Sue Doh Nem |
07-03-2008 |
Comedy
Come and Get Itnew
I bring the financially challenged consumer my opinion regarding the rising cost of this nation's food supply.
Jackson Free Press |
Sue Doh Nem |
04-21-2008 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
