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Ten New Careers for Bill Gatesnew

Best. Desktop support geek. Ever.
Boston Phoenix  |  Mike Miliard  |  01-10-2008  |  Comedy

Ask a Mexican!new

"Xoloitzcuintle: bald and edible"
OC Weekly  |  Gustavo Arellano  |  01-08-2008  |  Comedy

Lookin' Out For #8new

Anyway, in this Year of Our Lord Two Thousand Eight-Ball, strap on your helmet and enjoy a big plate of 2008 with gravy or cheese or chili or some steamed vegetables. I support you in your resolutions, dig?
Baltimore City Paper  |  Joe MacLeod  |  01-08-2008  |  Comedy

Other Memorable Ball Droppingsnew

Culturally speaking, our balls have meant a lot to us.
Sacramento News & Review  |  Jonathan Kiefer  |  01-03-2008  |  Comedy

Costly and Confusing Techno Worldnew

In today's digital divide, you got corporations selling to the masses who can afford gadgets like computers, iPods and Wiis. Then you got the financially challenged who can barely pay their cell-phone bills.
Jackson Free Press  |  Sue Doh Nem  |  01-03-2008  |  Comedy

Stairway to Sevennew

Seven stages of Zeppelin.
Creative Loafing (Atlanta)  |  Hollis Gillespie  |  01-03-2008  |  Comedy

Satan and Other Influencesnew

Sympathy for the devil's music.
Creative Loafing (Atlanta)  |  Hollis Gillespie  |  01-02-2008  |  Comedy

We're All Going Nutsnew

On Prozac? Celexa? Effexor? If not, then you have no street cred!
Tucson Weekly  |  Catherine O'Sullivan  |  12-27-2007  |  Comedy

Questions and Consequences Laternew

After an anxious man calls "Rescue 911 Is A Joke," he grows impatient waiting for responders and shoots the aliens who have beamed themselves into his neighbor's house.
Jackson Free Press  |  Sue Doh Nem  |  12-27-2007  |  Comedy

Straight in 2008new

'Twas the day after Christmas, and all through the nation, not a consumer spent a dime, because of financial desolation. A broke employee re-sold Christmas gifts to buy gas for his automobile. Holiday poverty is very surreal.
Jackson Free Press  |  Sue Doh Nem  |  12-27-2007  |  Comedy

New York, New York -- It's a Heaven of a Town!new

We obtain Pope Benedict XVI's secret New York City travel itinerary.
New York Press  |  Rob Kutner  |  12-27-2007  |  Comedy

A Split Secondnew

It's safest to shop with a fairy grandmother.
Creative Loafing (Atlanta)  |  Hollis Gillespie  |  12-20-2007  |  Comedy

The Complete Rules of 'Playing Guys'new

Playing with action figures isn't random activity, nor is it "playing with dolls," dammit. Learn to recognize the difference between "prbrhhrppchhhh" and "psshewwwww."
Boston Phoenix  |  Steve Macone  |  12-20-2007  |  Comedy

Want to Avoid a Recession?new

Get knocked up (or knock someone up), and go shopping!
Tucson Weekly  |  Connie Tuttle  |  12-19-2007  |  Comedy

Ask a Mexican!new

"Where's the love?" Maybe with the fairies?
OC Weekly  |  Gustavo Arellano  |  12-18-2007  |  Comedy

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