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In GOP We Trustnew

Every time you vote Democrat, a baby Jesus dies.
Philadelphia Weekly  |  Steven Wells  |  01-28-2008  |  Comedy

Viva la Revolution!new

You can't be a conservative and a patriot.
Philadelphia Weekly  |  Steven Wells  |  07-02-2007  |  Comedy

What's Really Great About America?new

Stop any 300 million Americans in the street and ask them what's great about America and they'd all say exactly the same thing: "liberty." Except they'd pronounce it "liberdy" -- which is so cute.
Philadelphia Weekly  |  Steven Wells  |  04-30-2007  |  Comedy

Starlet Fevernew

Why are Britney Spears and Avril Lavigne and Jessica and Ashlee Simpson different people?
Philadelphia Weekly  |  Steven Wells  |  01-16-2007  |  Comedy

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