AltWeeklies Wire
Ampas Shruggednew
Bungled electronic voting could throw the Oscar to the wrong movie.
Orlando Weekly |
Steve Schneider |
02-21-2013 |
Culture
Tags: 2013 Oscars
Rush to Judgementnew
Steve Schneider sues all three components of Rush in this notice of civil action for decades of grevious personal injury and his loss of mental liberty.
Orlando Weekly |
Steve Schneider |
08-17-2006 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
Fuhrer Ballsnew
Equating feline and Nazi traits is nothing new, but every once in a while, an accident of birth produces a cat that bears an even more disturbing (and, concurrently, hilarious) physical resemblance to history's greatest monster.
Orlando Weekly |
Steve Schneider |
08-03-2006 |
Tech
Tags: computers & technology
This is a Troll Callnew
Here are some transcripts from unexpected conversations with complete strangers.
Orlando Weekly |
Steve Schneider |
05-22-2006 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
Veggie Talenew
When Orlando's 3-D superheroes meet the Flaming Carrot, will the world survive?
Orlando Weekly |
Steve Schneider |
04-06-2006 |
Art
Tags: visual arts
Incoming!new
The number of international graduate students enrolling in American universities appears to have rebounded slightly this fall following three years of decline.
Orlando Weekly |
Steve Schneider |
11-11-2005 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
More Letters From Harriet Miersnew
Dear Macy's:
I recently purchased one of your high-quality microfiber sofas (model #4475-E) and I have to say that it is the best sofa EVER!
Orlando Weekly |
Steve Schneider |
10-21-2005 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
Waving Your Rightsnew
U.S. Rep. Duncan Hunter recently brought meal plates to a televised press conference to show that Guantanamo Bay prisoners enjoy dinnertime amenities like orange-glazed and lemon chicken (each served with two types of fruit).
Orlando Weekly |
Steve Schneider |
07-14-2005 |
Comedy
Tags: humor & satire
