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Rush to Judgementnew

Steve Schneider sues all three components of Rush in this notice of civil action for decades of grevious personal injury and his loss of mental liberty.
Orlando Weekly  |  Steve Schneider  |  08-17-2006  |  Comedy

This is a Troll Callnew

Here are some transcripts from unexpected conversations with complete strangers.
Orlando Weekly  |  Steve Schneider  |  05-22-2006  |  Comedy

Incoming!new

The number of international graduate students enrolling in American universities appears to have rebounded slightly this fall following three years of decline.
Orlando Weekly  |  Steve Schneider  |  11-11-2005  |  Comedy

More Letters From Harriet Miersnew

Dear Macy's: I recently purchased one of your high-quality microfiber sofas (model #4475-E) and I have to say that it is the best sofa EVER!
Orlando Weekly  |  Steve Schneider  |  10-21-2005  |  Comedy

Waving Your Rightsnew

U.S. Rep. Duncan Hunter recently brought meal plates to a televised press conference to show that Guantanamo Bay prisoners enjoy dinnertime amenities like orange-glazed and lemon chicken (each served with two types of fruit).
Orlando Weekly  |  Steve Schneider  |  07-14-2005  |  Comedy

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