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Good Ole Boy Obamanew

Employee No. 1: "Looks like Obama's been goin' to the tannin' salon a little too much. He should be careful, or he'll lose some votes."
Jackson Free Press  |  Ken Stiggers  |  12-21-2006  |  Comedy

Hot Treats in the 'Hoodnew

I dedicate this portion of Community Announcements to Lil' Sista Church and Lil' Tiny Bit -- employees at the suburban "Y'all Mart."
Jackson Free Press  |  Ken Stiggers  |  12-19-2006  |  Comedy

Girls Gone Wild for Christmasnew

"Features a low budget video producer, camera person and boom microphone operator figures making an exploitation video at a ‘Mr. Cholly Corporate Christmas’ party."
Jackson Free Press  |  Ken Stiggers  |  12-08-2006  |  Comedy

When Kramer Crackednew

"So you're saying that the Kramer dude is like that big ole' egg named Humpty Dumpty who sat on a wall, lost his balance, and eventually cracked, right?"
Jackson Free Press  |  Ken Stiggers  |  11-30-2006  |  Comedy

A Dose of Holiday Realitynew

Judy McBride: "Every holiday season, I'm forced to provide psychological counseling at reduced rates for many patients who become depressed because they are too poor to buy presents."
Jackson Free Press  |  Ken Stiggers  |  11-22-2006  |  Comedy

Work Those Steps, Brotha Hustlenew

"I'm guest facilitator for this week's Bootleggers Anonymous meeting. My objective today is to help individuals addicted to gaining personal income through the means of piracy or copyright infringement -- or shall I say bootlegging!"
Jackson Free Press  |  Ken Stiggers  |  11-18-2006  |  Comedy

Legends of Chief Crazy Brothanew

Daily performances of 'Thanks for Giving Us Casinos and Hotels Without Reservations: A Black Indian Speaks on Thanksgiving' end Thanksgiving eve.
Jackson Free Press  |  Ken Stiggers  |  11-09-2006  |  Comedy

Tune In, Drop Outnew

"The Ghetto Science Team’s telecommunications division and I have joined to provide poor folk with a new listening experience called the Broth Hustle Underground Satellite Radio Network."
Jackson Free Press  |  Ken Stiggers  |  11-02-2006  |  Comedy

Spook the Spooksnew

And what about those Korean nuclear tests? So as Halloween approaches, I want to say: 'I’M SO TIRED OF BEING SPOOKED!'
Jackson Free Press  |  Ken Stiggers  |  10-27-2006  |  Comedy

One Giant Leap for Ghettokindnew

That's one small step to the Y'all-Mart, and one giant leap for ghettokind.
Jackson Free Press  |  Ken Stiggers  |  10-19-2006  |  Comedy

Booty Calls on the Internet(s)new

Brother Bill Clinton comments on the Foley scandal.
Jackson Free Press  |  Ken Stiggers  |  10-18-2006  |  Comedy

Et Tu Popeye?new

The man at the center of the tainted spinach conspiracy is hardly through with his evil work.
Jackson Free Press  |  Ken Stiggers  |  09-29-2006  |  Comedy

How To Succeed in Bidnessnew

Rudy McBride: “The staff of the Let Me Hold Five Dollars National Bank (L.M.H.F.D.) recognizes the potential of unemployed individuals in poor neighborhoods. We understand clearly what the good Lord, James Brown and Marva Whitney say about not using your potential: ‘If you don’t work, you can’t eat!’"
Jackson Free Press  |  Ken Stiggers  |  09-21-2006  |  Comedy

Bum Education, Double-Digit Inflationnew

"An affluent member of high society asked me: 'What causes law-abiding people to become so lawless and angry?' I immediately replied: 'Being broke.'"
Jackson Free Press  |  Ken Stiggers  |  09-14-2006  |  Comedy

Don't Have to Take My Word For Itnew

Join Reading Rain-Bro' with a new lineup of books -- each book has a poignant standard English introduction by Lynne Cheney.
Jackson Free Press  |  Ken Stiggers  |  09-09-2006  |  Comedy

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