Creative Loafing (Atlanta) | Hollis Gillespie

Fresh Versus Frozennew

Grant's impending demise calls for drastic measures.

Creative Loafing (Atlanta) | Hollis Gillespie | 11-16-2006 | Comedy

Tags: humor & satire, moodswing

A Crappy Turkeynew

Half-off prices lead to the purchase of a giant inflatable turkey.

Creative Loafing (Atlanta) | Hollis Gillespie | 11-09-2006 | Comedy

Tags: humor & satire, moodswing

An Unsuccessful Interventionnew

They have both been threatening to kidnap me for weeks now, and when it comes to a decent intervention, I have to say they're both about as useful as a big bag of brain tumors.

Creative Loafing (Atlanta) | Hollis Gillespie | 11-02-2006 | Comedy

Tags: humor & satire, moodswing

Knock on Woodnew

It's part of a complete breakfast!

Creative Loafing (Atlanta) | Hollis Gillespie | 08-31-2006 | Comedy

Tags: humor & satire, moodswing

We're Rich!new

I'd have to say that Lary's mail-order mosquito-larvae venture is a bad business idea, especially since he plans to ship the stuff in those medical cups they use for urine specimens.

Creative Loafing (Atlanta) | Hollis Gillespie | 08-24-2006 | Comedy

Tags: humor & satire, moodswing

Lost in the Foldnew

I would have strangled him but for the entire birthday cake I ate for breakfast that morning, which had me moving slowly.

Creative Loafing (Atlanta) | Hollis Gillespie | 08-17-2006 | Comedy

Tags: humor & satire, moodswing

I had to make a show of reticence because I don't want him to know my normal practice regarding my pets when I'm away, which is to say they do just fine with nothing but each other and an open bag of food on the floor.

Creative Loafing (Atlanta) | Hollis Gillespie | 08-10-2006 | Comedy

Tags: humor & satire, moodswing

Fear and Loathing on Craigslistnew

If you ask me, gay men are men -- undisguised men, pure and simple, with little to divide them from hetero guys except their preference of orifice and the lack of hoops they have to jump through to attain it.

Creative Loafing (Atlanta) | Hollis Gillespie | 08-03-2006 | Comedy

Tags: humor & satire, moodswing

Well-packednew

Writer Hollis Gillespie has a full suitcase and a full life.

Creative Loafing (Atlanta) | Hollis Gillespie | 06-15-2006 | Comedy

Tags: humor & satire, moodswing

Hookupsnew

They are a concrete wad of wonder.

Creative Loafing (Atlanta) | Hollis Gillespie | 06-01-2006 | Comedy

Tags: humor & satire

Pussy Factornew

So that's how they get ya.

Creative Loafing (Atlanta) | Hollis Gillespie | 05-25-2006 | Comedy

Tags: humor & satire, moodswing

Inventing the Rulesnew

Daniel can't stop laughing when I tell him I actually attend all the requisite seminars at the Department of Labor to receive my weekly unemployment check.

Creative Loafing (Atlanta) | Hollis Gillespie | 05-11-2006 | Comedy

Tags: humor & satire, moodswing