AltWeeklies Wire
Ask a Mexican! Special Election Edicionnew
"Why won't Mexicans vote for a black man?"
Ask a Mexican!new
"Why does Mexico have such a hard time getting its act together?"
Tags: humor & satire
Juanes is the Trojan Horse of Musicnew
The Columbian singer is a pretty boy you'll want to sock in the mouth for inspiring millions of jiggling boobs, but who'll knee you in the groin with expert guitar licks.
Tags: Juanes, La Vida Es ... un Ratico
Ask a Mexican!new
"The quickest road to assimilation is a six-figure salary and a blonde from Wellesley."
Tags: humor & satire
Ask a Mexican!new
"Which came first: the Spanish 'gabacho' for the French, or the Mexican 'gabacho' for the gringo?"
Tags: humor & satire
Ask a Mexican!new
What to do when your friends enjoy pulling the "beaner card" out of their back pocket whenever they get criticized.
Tags: humor & satire
Ask a Mexican!new
"The same women who complain about 'sleazy' Mexican men go to France and giggle about 'how flirtatious' French men are."
Tags: humor & satire
Ask a Mexican!new
"Relying on James Michener for history is like relying on Mexico to stop illegal immigration."
Tags: humor & satire
Cafe Tacuba's Denouementnew
This latest effort by Mexico's supreme rock en espanol group will grow on you, but that's not necessarily a ringing endorsement.
Tags: Cafe Tacuba, Sino
