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Forget That 'Happy Chanukah' Schlock ... Christmas is Where It's Atnew

Most folks seem to think Chanukah is the Jewish Christmas. It is not. Christmas is the Jewish Christmas.
Philadelphia Weekly  |  Caralyn Green  |  12-29-2008  |  Commentary

Geek Glasses Transform Sexy Superstars into Really Sexy Superstarsnew

Through a thoroughly scientific study of entirely anecdotal evidence, I am here to prove that oversized, plastic–frame glasses have the power to transform the lamest of losers into the coolest, smartest, funniest, prettiest, best–smelling people who ever did exist.
Philadelphia Weekly  |  Caralyn Green  |  12-08-2008  |  Commentary

I Don't Care About the Philliesnew

I am avidly not interested, so please, everyone, stop expecting me to give a shit just because I live in the local ZIP code.
Philadelphia Weekly  |  Caralyn Green  |  10-27-2008  |  Sports

Lessons from Christina Applegate's Cancer Scarenew

October is Breast Cancer Awareness Month, which means that everyone’s doing their best to celebrate survivors, and raise awareness and funds for education, research and treatment.
Philadelphia Weekly  |  Caralyn Green  |  10-07-2008  |  Commentary

Yay for Clay!new

He's gay. So is Lindsay. And that may save the USA.
Philadelphia Weekly  |  Caralyn Green  |  09-29-2008  |  Commentary

Pop Tart: The Object of My Desirenew

Yes, the economy is tanking. But I still want that handbag.
Philadelphia Weekly  |  Caralyn Green  |  09-22-2008  |  Commentary

Girls Wear the Darndest Thingsnew

The stupidest things. The silliest things. The most uncomfortable, soul-crushing, pointless things that ever did exist.
Philadelphia Weekly  |  Caralyn Green  |  08-25-2008  |  Fashion

Confessions of an Internet TV Junkienew

Competitive reality shows, sitcoms, Wristcutters: A Love Story -- I need them all.
Philadelphia Weekly  |  Caralyn Green  |  06-03-2008  |  Commentary

Pop Tartnew

To most people Fashion Week means nothing.
Philadelphia Weekly  |  Caralyn Green  |  02-11-2008  |  Commentary

Heath Ledger and the Curse of Jen Lindleynew

Sure, woe infested the lives of just about everyone on Dawson's Creek, but bad things especially seemed to befall anyone whom Jen Lindley (played by Michelle Williams) showed the least bit of love.
Philadelphia Weekly  |  Caralyn Green  |  02-04-2008  |  Commentary

Philadelphia's Food Bloggers are Turning Headsnew

If there's one thing restaurantgoers and self-professed foodies are hungry for, it's more information -- and Philly's bloggers are up to the challenge of satiating that appetite.
Philadelphia Weekly  |  Caralyn Green  |  10-29-2007  |  Food+Drink

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