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'JCVD' is Van Damme Goodnew
Jean-Claude Van Damme's latest movie hits like a helicopter kick to the head. Who knew the Muscles from Brussels could act, especially when he's required to stretch more than just his inseam?
NOW Magazine |
Barrett Hooper |
11-17-2008 |
Reviews
'Filth and Wisdom' is Surprisingly Chastenew
If Alex Rodriguez is Exhibit A in Guy Ritchie's pending divorce from Madonna, then Exhibit B must surely be Madge's immaterial and unambitious directorial debut.
NOW Magazine |
Barrett Hooper |
11-03-2008 |
Reviews
'10,000 B.C.' is 'Apocalypto' Made by Uwe Bollnew
Historical impossibilities aside, the film has enough plot holes to drive a herd of woolly mammoths through, which director Roland Emmerich does at every opportunity.
NOW Magazine |
Barrett Hooper |
03-10-2008 |
Reviews
Tags: 10,000 B.C., Roland Emmerich
'Evan Almighty': Noah's Larknew
Flood of lame jokes sink this ship.
NOW Magazine |
Barrett Hooper |
06-25-2007 |
Reviews
Tags: Evan Almighty, Tom Shadyac
Doom with a Viewnew
1408 has more in common with gritty King classics like Christine than the slicker The Shining.
NOW Magazine |
Barrett Hooper |
06-25-2007 |
Reviews
Tags: 1408, Mikael Hafstrom
Comic's Turnnew
Screechy stand-up shows doggedness in hilarious directorial debut.
NOW Magazine |
Barrett Hooper |
11-03-2006 |
Reviews
