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Good Afternoon, News: Old-Timey Audits vs. New-Timey Programs, Putin Busted for War Crimes, and US Snatches Another Oligarch Yacht

by Wm. Steven Humphrey The Mercury provides news and fun every single day—but your help is essential. If you believe...
The Portland Mercury  |  04-04-2022  |  Blog Town, PDX

DUE NOTICE

by Anonymous Heads up! I want to make it clear that I expect every single one of you who were...
The Portland Mercury  |  04-04-2022  |  Blog Town, PDX

Let Them Guess Cake

by Anonymous Have you heard about the hip new Netflix game show starring Saturday Night Live's Mikey Day? (Eric Garner...
The Portland Mercury  |  04-04-2022  |  Blog Town, PDX

The Top 62 Events in Portland This Week: April 4-10, 2022

by EverOut Staff Tyler, The Creator's all-star tour guests include Kali Uchis, Vince Staples, and Teezo Touchdown.Buckle up for one...
The Portland Mercury  |  04-04-2022  |  Blog Town, PDX

The Risks and Rewards of Portland’s Clean Energy Fund

How can a program that’s designed to break the mold of exclusionary bureaucratic city programs exist within a traditional oversight...
The Portland Mercury  |  04-04-2022  |  Blog Town, PDX

THE TRASH REPORT: Bad Celebrities and Good Animals (Also, Scary Animals!)

by Elinor Jones “I have lived through 12 different presidential administrations.” DenisTangneyJr / GETTY IMAGES Happy Monday, and welcome to...
The Portland Mercury  |  04-04-2022  |  Blog Town, PDX

The Rime of the Indoor Diner

by Anonymous No, we're not open for indoor dining. Do I know who is? Yeah, EVERYWHERE ELSE. It's not a...
The Portland Mercury  |  04-04-2022  |  Blog Town, PDX

Good Morning, News: What's Next for Dig A Pony, Amazon Workers Unionize, and War Crimes in Ukraine

by Alex Zielinski The Mercury provides news and fun every single day—but your help is essential. If you believe Portland...
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Dating Apps SUCK

by Anonymous All of them. Every one. They used to be cool, but now they SUCK. That said... hey Mercury,...
The Portland Mercury  |  04-04-2022  |  Blog Town, PDX

Sizzle Pie Philosopher

by Anonymous Saturday, January 15th, 2:45-3pm: Sizzle Pie on SW 10th & Burnside. I was pacing in front of the...
The Portland Mercury  |  04-04-2022  |  Blog Town, PDX