AltWeeklies Wire
Lack of Claritynew
On college campuses across the country, classes are being "taught" by intelligent men and women who are incomprehensible when they speak.
Tucson Weekly |
Tom Danehy |
11-20-2004 |
Commentary
Reporting a Crime in Dallas Is Criminally Difficultnew
Start with 911. The phone number. You dial it. You assume you're talking to 911. Assume again. There exists an entire new government agency, heretofore unknown to the public, which shall be called "Maybe-911-Maybe-Not."
Dallas Observer |
Jim Schutze |
11-19-2004 |
Commentary
Don't Panic: What Is the Conflict in the Ivory Coast About?new
If you've recently canceled your subscription to the French national daily paper Le Monde because you've finally resigned yourself to the fact that you can't read French and never will, then you likely haven't read much about the growing violence in the West African nation Ivory Coast.
Creative Loafing (Atlanta) |
Andisheh Nouraee |
11-18-2004 |
Commentary
Tags: terror
The Downfallnew
A recovered fictional manuscript tells a chilling tale of a planet named Terra, uninhabitable after an unprecedented and mysterious event.
Tucson Weekly |
Connie Tuttle |
11-11-2004 |
Commentary
Don't Panic: What's Gonna Happen When Yasser Arafat Dies?new
Other than decomposing, the first process that Arafat's death will initiate is the one to succeed him. Arafat's is a mighty big towel to fill. So big, in fact, that his underlings have decided to get a head start by jockeying for good positions already.
Creative Loafing (Atlanta) |
Andisheh Nouraee |
11-11-2004 |
Commentary
I'm a Decent Human Being, Toonew
Christians think homosexuals are hell-bound, but we're actually pretty decent people. And quite a few of us want to love God, too. So let us.
Jackson Free Press |
Casey Parks |
11-10-2004 |
Commentary
Don't Panic: Who is Abu Musab Zarqawi?new
Osama bin Laden is so yesterday. He is to terrorism what those damned ponchos are to women's fashion. Anybody who is anybody knows that Zarqawi is terrorism's "it" boy.
Creative Loafing (Atlanta) |
Andisheh Nouraee |
11-04-2004 |
Commentary
Consumption to the Max in the U.S.A.new
Our overweight society reminds us: Americans have more than we need--and likely deserve.
Tucson Weekly |
Connie Tuttle |
10-28-2004 |
Commentary
Don't Panic: The Status of the International Coalition Working in Iraqnew
The president is right about it being wrong to denigrate the contributions of the courageous soldiers who've joined us in Iraq. I just wish he'd quit denigrating our intelligence by trying to convince us that the coalition is anything more than what it is: symbolic.
Creative Loafing (Atlanta) |
Andisheh Nouraee |
10-28-2004 |
Commentary
Don't Panic: How Long are American Forces Gonna be in Iraq?new

That question can't be answered with a date, but let's put it this way: I'm pretty sure that we're gonna be fighting in Iraq at least long enough for me to parlay this foreign policy humor column into a book deal.
Creative Loafing (Atlanta) |
Andisheh Nouraee |
10-21-2004 |
Commentary
Outsource to Arkansasnew
It is contradictory, but not a surprise, that the same people who celebrate free-market economics and the independent entrepreneurial spirit are the champions of tax breaks and financial giveaways for big corporations.
Arkansas Times |
Warwick Sabin |
10-15-2004 |
Commentary
The Changing Face of Pornnew
Back in the old days, partakers of porn were nearly always drooling degenerates in trench coats. Now, porn's everywhere and easily accessible.
Tucson Weekly |
Catherine O'Sullivan |
10-14-2004 |
Commentary
Border Inequitynew
What makes it OK for a corporation to invest in foreign markets but not OK for foreign nationals to seek their fortunes abroad?
Tucson Weekly |
Connie Tuttle |
10-14-2004 |
Commentary
Don't Panic: Is U.S. Better at Promoting Democracy and Freedom Abroad?new
Our leaders constantly talk about how important it is that other countries are free and democratic. But even though we say that, we quite often don't care what kind of government a country has, so long as they give us what we want.
Creative Loafing (Atlanta) |
Andisheh Nouraee |
10-14-2004 |
Commentary
'Outraged' Over Health Insurance: Gannett Should Get Real Instead
Gannett Newspapers is instituting a "Spousal Insurance Surcharge" that could cost employees up to $150 a month. The nation's largest newspaper corporation ought to channel its frustration about the high cost of health care by advocating for single-payer, universal health care.
NUVO |
David Hoppe |
10-13-2004 |
Commentary