AltWeeklies Wire
Random weirdness for the week of Feb. 9, 2016new
A drive-in movie theater for snowmobiles and kicksleds, ammosexuals target birdbrains who all own guns of their own if they live here, and Longyearbyen remains in the dark as the nearly four-month-long polar night ends.
Icepeople |
Mark Sabbatini |
02-18-2016 |
Commentary
Random Weirdness for the week of Feb. 2, 2016new
We have seen the future of coal mining in Svalbard and, to paraphrase a certain idiot dominating politics in the U.S., there’s going to be so much winning we’re going to get tired of it now that North Korea has signed the Svalbard Treaty.
Icepeople |
M |
02-05-2016 |
Commentary
Random weirdness for the week of Jan. 26, 2016new
As climate change takes hold, it turns out the warming waters just north of Svalbard are home to a lush UFO paradise. Alas, in Svalbard itself we're being denied the chance to see David Bowie take his place among the stars.
Icepeople |
Mark Sabbatini |
02-01-2016 |
Commentary
Random weirdness for the week of Jan. 19, 2016new
It's not as cool as the animated Lego horror show of an oil spill Greenpeace did in 2014, but it's still entertaining figuring out why that guy in the bow of a ship sinking in oil-drenched Arctic waters is having such a great day.
Icepeople |
Mark Sabbatini |
01-19-2016 |
Commentary
