AltWeeklies Wire
Is Western Culture Being Drowned By a Jism Tsunami?new
Porn isn't just the elephant in the room -- it's the naked elephant going "uh uh uh" as it frantically masturbates into the face of a bored lady elephant.
Philadelphia Weekly |
Steven Wells |
02-19-2008 |
Commentary
McCartney Should be Knife-fighting Sting Naked in Starbucksnew
I know what you're thinking: Why the hell is the most right-on journalist in the world beveraging at Starbucks?
Philadelphia Weekly |
Steven Wells |
06-19-2007 |
Commentary
Spears of Destinynew
Britney truly is the son of God.
Philadelphia Weekly |
Steven Wells |
03-05-2007 |
Commentary
Science vs. Religionnew
Who'd win in a fight between Superman and Jesus?
Philadelphia Weekly |
Steven Wells |
12-26-2006 |
Commentary
Bad Statue, Dudenew
They built this city on Rocky's role.
Philadelphia Weekly |
Steven Wells |
09-25-2006 |
Commentary
Fists of Furrynew
The queen declares jihad on the American squirrel.
Philadelphia Weekly |
Steven Wells |
09-11-2006 |
Commentary
