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Prometheusnew

Ridley Scott's pseudo-prequel shows no sign of advanced intelligence
Orlando Weekly |
John Thomason |
06-07-2012 |
Reviews
Hurried 'Jane Eyre' Adaptation Still Shinesnew

Charlotte Bronte's 19th-century masterpiece, Jane Eyre, has already been filmed nearly 20 times for screens big and small, so what more can possibly be said about this well-worn gothic romance? Not much, apparently, but at least director Cary Fukunaga's version is superfluously good -- an elegant, classicist picture of quality with just enough sinister gloom darkening its romantic edges.
Orlando Weekly |
John Thomason |
04-06-2011 |
Reviews
Lloyd Kaufman Digs Zombie Chicksnew
The master of schlock cinema serves his tasteless Poultrygeist to rabid Troma fans.
Orlando Weekly |
John Thomason |
02-25-2008 |
Profiles & Interviews
'Mystery Science Theater' Guys Still At Itnew
They still have the greatest job ever: providing snarky commentary tracks for bottom-of-the-barrel movies.
Orlando Weekly |
John Thomason |
07-17-2007 |
Movies
A Mighty Filmmakernew
Michael Winterbottom keeps it real.
Orlando Weekly |
John Thomason |
06-21-2007 |
Profiles & Interviews
Sound of Certain Trouble: John Sellersnew
His musical memoir chronicles the redemptive powers of Guided by Voices.
Orlando Weekly |
John Thomason |
03-19-2007 |
Profiles & Interviews
Tags: John Sellers
Jackie Chan Passes the Torchnew
With The Protector, 30-year-old martial-arts mastermind Tony Jaa bests his own sensational Ong-Bak: The Thai Warrior, the 2003 film that brought the fearless fighter Western recognition.
Orlando Weekly |
John Thomason |
09-15-2006 |
Reviews
Tags: Prachya Pinkaew, The Protector
Two New Neo-Noirsnew
We compare and contrast The Black Dahlia and Hollywoodland.
Orlando Weekly |
John Thomason |
09-15-2006 |
Reviews
Too Many Cooksnew
If a film has two credited writers, that’s not necessarily a red flag -- but three can be a little suspect.
Orlando Weekly |
John Thomason |
05-22-2006 |
Reviews
Tags: Donald Petrie, Just My Luck
A Commercial Contrivancenew
Don't expect the same kind of conservative backlash that has accompanied that other gay film currently in theaters -- this film offers nothing that will shake up our social mores.
Orlando Weekly |
John Thomason |
02-09-2006 |
Reviews
Tags: Imagine Me & You, Ol Parker