We'll be departing Friday night, July 12, following the party. Exact time to be determined.

First stop: Tootsie's Cabaret. The mother ship of all strip clubs in south Florida. Located inside a 74,000 square foot warehouse, Tootsie's was recently ranked the number one gentleman's establishment by Complex magazine. In addition to the main area, the grind rooms, and champagne rooms, Tootsie's also houses a sports bar, Knockers, and a scaled replica of a NYC subway car for special friction dances. If you're feeling like a baller, Tootsie's VIP lounge offers a panoramic unobstructed view of the main stage. Oh and more than 200 dancers of course.

Second stop: King of Diamonds. The spot made famous by Lil Wayne, Drake, Rick Ross, and Floyd Mayweather, the KOD is Miami's hip-hop fueled pleasure palace. Founded by strip club pioneer Jack Galardi, King of Diamonds is the second largest strip club after Tootsie's, featuring a sex toy shop, a barber shop, and a hidden basketball court. Here you'll get to witness a monsoon of dollar bills raining on more than a 100 dancers who work the pole like astronauts training in zero gravity rooms.

Third and final stop: Scarlett's Cabaret in Hallandale Beach. Not as opulent or grand as Tootsie's and KOD, but a great bar to end the night. Friendly bartenders and wait staff. Strippers in LED costumes. And just a fun, laidback atmosphere.

Fine print: you're on your own for transportation, so bring cash to share taxis...and for other things that might require a supply of bills.