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What if Everybody Answered Questions Like Sarah Palin?

By Edwin Decker

San Diego CityBeat | October 15, 2008

The unabashed balderdash that spews from this particular pig's painted lips makes Dan Quayle look like a thousand Mensa men conflated their sperm in a lab, injected it into the cryogenically preserved uterus of Madame Curie and gave birth to a disembodied brain.

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Tags: 2008 presidential election, Sarah Palin, vice presidential nominees

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