Gushing Over the Ush

Washington City Paper | December 2, 2005
Don’t bother with the nonsensical Romeo and Juliet–ish plot of In the Mix, which, incredibly, took three relatively or totally green writers (Chanel Capra, Cara Dellaverson, and Brian Rubenstein) to conceive and one television scripter (Jacqueline Zambrano) to flesh out. All you need to know about the movie can be gleaned from its one-sheet, on which the tag line “Everyone wants a piece of his action” floats above an image of Usher Raymond dressed in a fly suit. He’s being pawed at by four different female hands—as well as an apparently pissed-off male one—because when you’re this hot, there’s gonna be some controversy.

In the Mix was directed by Ron Underwood, whose last major project was The Adventures of Pluto Nash. Key elements of the movie include a flatulent bulldog, a “Daddy”-cooing princess, Italian-Americans who are all in the Mafia, a smartass little girl, and a white kid who acts black. If you must know the story, it centers on Ush—I mean, Darrell, who’s a successful New York DJ. He’s also tight—in a totally wholesome way—with the local mobsters, for whom his dad used to bartend. Frank (Chazz Palminteri), the boss, asks Darrell to spin at an extravagant homecoming party for daughter Dolly (Emmanuelle Chriqui), who’s been away at law school. Dolly arrives, everyone cheers, and though she’s all gooey for her dad—“I love you.” “I love you more!”—she’s also happy to see old pal Darrell.

With everyone vomiting over himself to celebrate Dolly, the scene is already pretty awful. But it only gets worse when a drive-by happens—and Darrell launches himself to take a bullet for Frank. The family insists that he stay with them while he recovers. Later, Frank stops Dolly before she goes out for a day of princessing to insist that she have a bodyguard. She refuses to be tailed by one of his more unseemly thugs, but Frank then extends the options to “anyone in this house,” so she picks Darrell.

Issues such as continuity aren’t important here: After Frank agrees to let Darrell protect Dolly, she goes back inside, and suddenly her yoga class and lunch date are actually for tomorrow. And forget about political correctness: Alla da mobstas talka like dis, and Frank’s elderly tailor doesn’t try to hide his racism when asked to outfit Darrell with a couple of suits. And, hell, let’s throw logic in the to-be-ignored pile, as well, with Frank showing more love for Darrell than for his own blinged-out son (Anthony Fazio), then freaking out Godfather-style when he finds out that Darrell and Dolly have begun a romance.

What the filmmakers do deem critical, however, is gushing over the Ush. When Darrell is DJing, women at the club throw themselves at him—OK. When Darrell goes dancing with Dolly (preceded by, if reality and fiction are to be intertwined, his ridiculous insistence that he has no moves), the eyes of every woman in the place are on him—maybe. But when Darrell hangs back as Dolly has lunch with the girls and they not only purringly invite him to join them but also immediately ask him for dating advice—well, that’s just weird, even if he is the hottest guy in the room.

To be fair, Usher is serviceable in his first starring role, and his ingratiating baby face could make him an appealing leading man if he were to find the right script. And Chriqui is as good a token dream girl as any to throw around such lines as “You do not control me!” There are some funny moments in the movie, too, whether intentional (mostly courtesy of comedian Kevin Hart, who plays Darrell’s best friend) or not (such as when Frank asks one of his goons how he thinks Dolly’s been acting lately and the guy says, “Different—like she’s in love or something!”). But still. If one of Darrell’s comments after receiving a compliment on his spinning is to be taken seriously—“That’s what happens when you love what you do. It turns out right!”—then all those involved with In the Mix must really hate their jobs. CP

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